Regular Guy

I used to think I was just a regular guy

    I used to think I was just a regular guy, but…   I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a  racist.

   I am a fiscal  and moral conservative, which by today’s standards, makes me a fascist.

    I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.

   I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.

   I am a Christian, which now labels me as an infidel.

   I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.

   I am older than 65 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.

   I think and I reason, therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which must make me a reactionary.

    I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.

   I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.

   I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

   I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it’s called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.

   I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens, which now makes me a militant. 

   Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I‘m just not sure who I am anymore! 

  I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can’t imagine or understand what’s happened to me so quickly!

  Funny …it’s all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years! And as if all this wasn’t enough to deal with …I’m now afraid to go into either restroom!